Thursday, December 13, 2007

The Curse of the Blue Spruce!

the "good enough" tree

Last weekend we went to Maple Row Christmas Tree Farm in Connecticut for our annual cutting of the tree. Every year we head up there, take our tractor ride out to the fields, find our perfect tree, cut it down, ride the tractor back, and enjoy hot cocoa and donuts as we wait for the "tree-pick-up" guy to haul our tree down from the hill and beautifully wrap it in twine for us, ready to be strapped to the car. (Actually I should note here, that since our car does not have a roof rack, among a host of other nice modern features, that our friends the Schmidts strap our tree to their handy car as well. Thank You Michael!) Either way, it's been a great tradition and every year I have loved my beautiful fir tree.

Not this year.

Somehow we were dropped off by the tractor in the land of the Blue Spruce. First off, I've never been very partial to the blue-tinged tree. Instead, I prefer a really lush, dark green. But no matter how far I foraged in this field there was none to be found. To top that off, every tree that we found that was "good enough" ended up having a crazy twisted trunk. (That is a"no-go" if you want to avoid a battle of engineering to get your tree to stand up straight).
After searching long and hard, we finally just gave up and picked the only one we could find that didn't have scoliosis.

We got that over with, assuring ourselves that it would be beautiful once decorated, and heading back down the hill for the much anticipated cocoa and donuts. Guess what? They were sold out! (Karma is not on my side this year) Luckily for us, New Yorkers are obsessed with their Dunkin Donuts and they are on every other street corner.

We got the tree home and quickly learned that a Blue Spruce is not only very blue but full of killer needles, that we have now dubbed "torturous blades of pain." The simple act of hanging ornaments requires one to wear gloves. It hurts so bad, and being the control freak that I am in regards to the tree decor, it was all my pain to suffer! Why would someone breed this type of tree? It's painful nature steals the very spirit of Christmas right out of the person trying to "Deck the Halls!"

I suffered the pain, and the tree actually looked pretty nice. Then came last night.......CRASH! The entire tree fell over- dumping it's ornaments, ribbon and needles of pain everywhere!

I hate the blue spruce.(it's beautiful appearance tries to mask it's mean spirited nature)

6 comments:

lisapow said...

ahhh I miss our tradition. Driving up to CT, picking out a "real" tree, spending time with family and friends.

I would take that blue spruce and experience any day. Enjoy your times in NY -you will miss it when it is gone.

Our tradition this year...
go to Sams club and buy a fake tree.

Laura B. said...

I'd take a blue spruce over our fake 2 foot tree anyday. It's hard to get in the Christmas spirit when your Christmas tree sits on your coffee table.
Blasted apartment. Here's hoping we're in a house next year!

Amanda Neilson said...

Idaho has to have some real tree farms don't they? I will say this the good thing about the fake tree is that you can get it pre-lit. I wish you could get real trees with the lights on already.

Crystalyn said...

just had to stop by and say THANK YOU for the beautiful pink christmas bag! i absolutely love it! did i feel like one lucky girl today.

merry christmas!
crystalyn

mae said...

Avoid the blue spruce at all costs!!! They can cause bodily harm and they don't even smell good.

Denise said...

Have you not heard the story of our blue spruce? This surely would have put you off them forever. And you really should be more careful in weilding prejudice against scoliotics.

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